Amanda Mariee. I like big trucks and I can't lie, you other girls can't deny when a man drives by in a dieseal with a lift, changing gears with his stick shift, you get SPRUNG. See him roll that coal, chrome stacks and a country soul. In that camo hat he's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop starrin! Oh baby, let me ride shotgun? Go Muddin and we can have some fun! My daddy always tried to warn me but that truck makes me so hornyyy.

16th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Southern Girl At Heart with 3,482 notes

Source: smookestaxx

16th September 2014

Post reblogged from Blue Jean Baby, Born In The USA with 409 notes

summertimesippin:

cowboybootsandcountrydudes:

A couple days ago, I burped really loud in front of my friends and my boyfriend goes “That’s my girl!” and oh my god it made me smile more than it should

Good fuckin’ man. He’s seriously doin’ it right. 

Source: cowboybootsandcountrydudes

28th August 2014

Photo reblogged from White Lightning with 873,215 notes

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Source: mockinggrass

28th August 2014

Post reblogged from Cowgirls Don't Cry with 573,237 notes

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

Source: vexingholmes

28th August 2014

Quote reblogged from My Hand-me-down Ford with 193,645 notes

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
— Anonymous (via palmist)

Source: levi-has-the-booty

19th August 2014

Post reblogged from Country Girls Can Survive with 90 notes

If We Date

j3llyb3ll:

dippincountryboy:

Sittin on a tailgate looking at the stars is a must

Country music playing in the background? I’m not complaining, sounds perfect

Source: dippincountryboy

17th August 2014

Post reblogged from Every Mile A Memory with 1,987 notes

kushandwizdom:

words-of-emotion:

I’m in love with every flaw you think you have

Words of Emotion

Source: words-of-emotion

17th August 2014

Post reblogged from Every Mile A Memory with 891,967 notes

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

Source: fumi-kanno

17th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Hey Y'all! with 56 notes

samhuntmusic:

Lyrics to love. #LeaveTheNightOn

samhuntmusic:

Lyrics to love. #LeaveTheNightOn

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17th August 2014

Quote reblogged from Hey Y'all! with 128,639 notes

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
— some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via dahlia—noir)

Source: traffic-jam-session