A couple days ago, I burped really loud in front of my friends and my boyfriend goes “That’s my girl!” and oh my god it made me smile more than it should
Good fuckin’ man. He’s seriously doin’ it right.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Sittin on a tailgate looking at the stars is a must
Country music playing in the background? I’m not complaining, sounds perfect
I’m in love with every flaw you think you have
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
Lyrics to love. #LeaveTheNightOn
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
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